Thursday, August 27, 2009

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Sigh

I keep telling myself, don't panic, Daryl Morey has it under control.

Yao gets hurt, it's ok, Morey will figure something out.

Gortat signs with Dallas, not a big deal, Joey Dorsey is healthy.

Rockets offer Ron Artest a one-year deal, ok lets see where this goes.

Now, Lakers have agreed to a three-year deal with Artest. It hurts to think about it.

On one hand, we won't see the over-dribbling, shot launching overrated defender on this Rockets team, but the hated Lakers now have Artest. Go east Ron, EAST!!

Now news has come out the Rockets have offered Trevor Ariza the mid-level exception. Sigh...$5 million plus to a guy that was made look like a budding star. The guy can't get his own shot, shakey shooter at best and when someone's in his face (ala Shane Battier or Artest) has a poor game/series.

It's more likely now that the Rockets push for Ricky Rubio. Les Alexander and Co. need to stock up for the future and Rubio is where the Rockets should be looking to start.

Let's just hope it's not five years before we mutter the word 'playoff' in this city again.

One of the funniest videos!!!

Thanks to the awesome Mark Im, this video is going to be a classic!!!

Classic Video

Sparkle, sparkle.


Robin Sparkle, from 'How I Met Your Mother', is one of my favorite gigs done by any television show.

Classic Video, here it is.


Friday, June 26, 2009

SICK move

Check out this SICK surf move!!

Courtesy Fred Faour of ESPN Radio 97.5 The Ticket for posting this at www.975theticket.com

Rockets NBA Draft

The NBA Draft came and went last night, and for the first few hours Houston Rockets' fans were on their seats quickly falling asleep.

The second round hit and general manager Daryl Morey hit the floor running. Morey traded for three players in the second round.

First nabbing UCF shooting guard Jermaine Taylor from Washington (32nd pick), giving up cash considerations.

Taylor is a versatile guard who can flat out score (26.2 points per game, 3rd in the nation), something the Rockets could use if Tracy McGrady can't make the impact we know he can or if Von Wafer bolts elsewhere.

“First we got Jermaine Taylor, a kid from Central Florida, one of the best scorers in college this past year,” Morey said. “Very strong, can shoot, athletic, a guy that faced significant defensive attention, double and triple teams at Central Florida, but played well against top opponents.”

Next, Sergio Llull's (Yule) draft rights were had for more cash from Denver at the 34th pick. Llull is expected to stay overseas for a year or two. He's a combo guard, which should fit in well if the Rockets decide to bring him over. We saw head coach Rick Adelman go to more of the two point guard rotation with Aaron Brooks and Kyle Lowry down the stretch of games.

"We feel like Sergio Llull is an extremely talented point guard, a big point guard, which are hard to find," Morey said. "So, we feel like he's a real good bet for the future for either as a trade asset or to bring over some day."

Finally, Chase Budinger of Arizona was brought over from Detroit (44th pick) for a future conditional second round pick and some MORE cash.

Budinger is someone who can shoot, shoot and shoot. Maybe not the best pure shooter in the draft, but at 6'7" and pretty athletic, the Rockets will take a good look at him.

"Chase is one of the better athletes in the draft," Morey said. "He's a world class volleyball athlete, you know just as another example of a way he stands out, and we think he can obviously be a pretty good basketball player too."

Most fans may yawn at these picks, but Morey and Rockets owner Les Alexander got absolute steals all things considered.

The biggest positional need was not addressed when the Rockets did not decide to draft a center. But honestly it was the best move the Rockets made.

You never draft a player because you need that position. It goes for the NFL as well as the NBA.

No use of drafting a center just because you need a center. The Rockets will pick up a center via free agency or trade. Morey addressed that at the exit press conference a day after the Rockets were eliminate from the playoffs. He said you can't sign a big man just to get a back up for Yao Ming.

The Rocket's may be looking to move some parts they drafted last night and Morey danced around this last night after the draft.

"Look at the teams and couple of teams picked multiple, multiple players at the same position," Morey said. "So it's natural to expect, you know, they're probably either close to or working on a trade."

It's clear Morey was talking about Ricky Rubio *cough* *cough*. We'll see if there will be a move over the next few weeks.

Last season, the Rockets introduce Donte Greene out of Syracuse, and few weeks later Greene was shipped to Sacramento for Ron Artest. We could see a similar deal with some of these draft picks.

Now, Taylor, Llull nor Budinger are the athletes Greene is but all three players have extreme value for some teams. The Rockets can decide to keep all players or move Carl Landry to Minnesota, who desperately need a legit power forward.

The reason Landry is the one name I keep throwing out is because he's one of two of the Rockets that have the most value (outside of Yao) -- the other, McGrady's expiring contract.

Taylor and Budinger will be at Toyota Center this afternoon to be introduced to the media. It's only fitting that Budinger ends up in Houston, after his face got stepped on by UH guard Aubrey Coleman on Jan. 24.

The Rockets literally made something out of nothing in last nights draft. It would not be shocking if Morey pulls the trigger for a bigger splash. As a matter of fact, it would be a surprise if Morey doesn't make another move.



Wednesday, June 24, 2009

ShamWow vs. The Zorbeez

So, I was watching The Tonight Show today (recorded on my DVR from last night) and uber famous pitchman Billy Mays was on promoting his products and his new show.

Conan brought up the feud between Vince Offer (the ShamWow guy) and Billy Mays.

Now I had no idea what this silly feud was about, but apparently Offer stole idea from Billy Mays' Zorbeez. It came out before Offer's ShamWow.

I started googling the two products and found this.



Also the Quick Chop vs. the Slap Chop